What it’s like to cook for Donald

Donald Trump is eight years older than when he last came into office. If you were serving in his next term, how would his diet weigh on you? He’s 78. That’s a big, big, big difference from when he first came into office. Now, it’s going to be a lot more hectic, as he has a lot more to prove. I would try to incorporate as many healthy food items as I possibly could.

Especially because he’s known for not drinking water. He’s always been on his soda trip. That’s all he drinks, 24/7. He’s been living off it and says, “It hasn’t hurt me yet.” But that’s a cliche we all go through until it hurts you. I would think about maybe adding a flavoring — whether it’s the orange, lime or lemon — into his water to make it go down quicker.

April 29, 2025 | 6:13 am